doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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