I am puke
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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