Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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