You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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