it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
