Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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