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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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