I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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