I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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