Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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