I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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