Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you

(248): View more from Michigan

Gross. gingers suck

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.

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(616): View more from Michigan

whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.

(231): View more from Michigan

i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.

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(514): View more from Quebec

he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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(847): View more from Illinois

she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."

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(702): View more from Nevada

Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!

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