Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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