Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The Olympian is in my bed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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