mondays should just be called national damage control day
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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