when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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