Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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