That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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