It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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