Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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