what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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