they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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