How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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