Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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