NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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