Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She is in my trunk
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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