People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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