so let's talk penis.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
