i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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