awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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