dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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