Grow some girl-balls and come out already
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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