I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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