So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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