I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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