Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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