It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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