I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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