even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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