Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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