i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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