found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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