good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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