I bet he comes in French.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
cat food counts as protein by the way
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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