I'm lost and stupid without you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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