i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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