Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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