No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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