Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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