would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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