Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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