Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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